32th BLOG POST -->>
1.) A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my sister, don't you have your
Own sister."
2.) Santa went for an interview Bank manager: what is cyclone? Santa: It is a smallest loan given by bank to buy a cycle :):):)
3.) Chintu was having habit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment….. . . . Now Chintu can also eat nails of his legs..
4.) Teeth said to Tongue " If I just press you little hard, you will get cut. Tongue replied: "If I misuse one word against someone, then all the 32 of you will come out at once.”
5.) What is the height of flirting? When your love letter starts with . . . . " TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"
6.) Ek aadmi ka ye sun kar heart fail ho gaya jab uski kaam waali bai ne kaha Saahab "Facebook pe muje bhi add kar lo."
7.) Dada(Grand Father): Beta ja paani le aa.
Pota(Grand Son): Mai nai laa sakta, mai game khel raha hun…..
2nd Pota (Second grandson): Rahne do dada ji, ye to hai he BADATMEEZ.....Aap khud he ja k le aao.
8.) World's shortest poem.. Baba black sheep have you any wool?..............
sheep: NO, get lost.
9.) Police: Oye, carparking ki jagah bike kyu park ki hai ?
Santa: just smiled and said "sirf do pahiyon ka farak hai UNCLE, aa jayenge
10.) Santa London k ek hotel me murgi khaane gaya lekin murgi ka english word bhool gaya..
Waiter: What would you like to have sir?
Santa: 1 plate Egg's mother.
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