SPECIAL 26 - "ASLI POWER DIL MEIN HOTI HAI"

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         I have finally watched the first movie of this year. Though I didn't have any plans for it as I am desperately waiting for Himmatwala and Satyagrahah- because both are of my favorute Ajay Devgn. Everyone of us have a part in us which keep remembering A Wednesday- a movie to which Naseeruddin Shah added a life. There are some movies which needs no introduction and appreciation and thus, A Wednesday remains to be a part of our lives. Every time we talk about good movies, we take its name among Top 3 Hindi movies that we love. Neeraj Pandey debuted as a Director and Writer with it. This time, he is back with Special 26. No Naseeruddin Shah but we have Anupam Kher, who was another charmer in A Wednesday and Jimmy Shergill, who also gave a terrific performance. This time Neeraj Pandey cast Akshay Kumar which was really surprising.

              Special 26 starts with a scene where Akshay Kumar and Anupam Kher are shown taking an Interview for recruiting a team in the name of CBI. It makes us laugh in the first dialogue itself. With this, I would like to add the first point- The dialogue in the movies are wonderful. Then the movie goes in a flashback and the cons that the team of 4 plays by raiding a minister and finding money from almost all the funny places at his residence is entertaining. The way these 4 con-men walks in attitude and character made me walk in the same manner when I was entering my society again after watching the movie. The most entertaining part was the dialogue that Anupam Kher makes in the first raid which is also shown in the trailer. His and Akshay Kumar's conversations are highlights of the movie. The scene when they again goes to a businessman's shop for raiding and they find a real CBI agent there; The way Anupam Kher gets scared is a sweet performance by him. Every time, Anupam Kher switches his character from a con-men to his normal character shows the amount of talent this 450-movies old actor has. 

               Once the post-interval session begins, the recruitment of Special 26 by Akshay Kumar and Anupam Kher is an entertaining phase of the movie. The way Manoj Bajpai starts his journey in the movie is enthralling. After Gangs of Wasseypur, I am always in waiting mode for his performances and he has rocked once again with this movie. Every time he says something, it makes us laugh. Even when he is serious, it makes us remember his previous dialogues. He is playing a real CBI agent who starts his chase to catch these 4 con-men as catching them is a real hard task. They make victims to those who are bathing in black money hence the victims never lodge a complaint against them. The climax part with Manoj Bajpai is the real movie winner. His dialogue related to Chullu bhar paani made me laugh like mad as I was able to connect myself with his situation then. Haha! The good part of the movie is that we root for the Thieves than CBI and Police. :-)

           They should have made it as only thriller and suspense genre ,not romance as it was an obvious khichdi. The songs other than dhar pakkad were all waste of time ,kajal akki romance was unnecessary but one thing I give them credit as there was no dirty item number, they did not have any of these things in a Wednesday still it was a big hit.

           I don’t know why these directors want audience to know the whole plot of the movie before watching the movie. I watched the movie ,it was simply fantastic, but I knew almost the whole plot and that suspense in the film was not here for me but it was a great movie….100 times better then talaash, bodygurd, dabbang, joker¬,khiadhi 786 and other masala SHITS.

            Only one dull performance that I feel was by Kajal Aggarwal. She was unable to make me connect with her character. She never made me smile with her smile nor made me shed tears with her tears. In all, watching this movie was fun. It has almost everything that you can expect from a movie that is based on a real incident and made by a director whose last film is in your Favorite Movies List. But I would like to tell all that there's nothing for which you should shelve out money to watch it in theater. You can wait for its CD to come or its World TV Premiere. Just wait for some time and see it for free. :-) And yes, it's not a One-time watch but you can enjoy it every time you'll watch it. Yes!!!

 Thanks.

NOT AS HAPPY AS YOU

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1.)

Laga kar phool honto se usne kaha chupke se...
agar koi paas na hota to tum phool ki jagha hote….!!


2.)
Hmne jo ki thi mohabbat aaj bhi hai
teri wo julfo ki chaahat aaj bhi hai
raat kat - ti hai aaj bhi khyaalo me tere
deewano si wo meri haalat aaj bhi hai
kisi aur ke tassafur ko uth- ti nhi ,
beaman aankho me thodi si
sharaart aaj bhi hai
chaah ke ek baar fir chhod dena tu
dil tod tujhe jaane ki izaazat aaj bhi hai. ♥


3.)

Kaash main aisi Ghazal likhun teri yaad mein,
Tera Aksh samaya ho har Alfaz main,
Tere liye aise moti sajaun Alfazon mein,
Jiska na koi jikar ho kitabon mein...


4.)
NOT AS HAPPY AS YOU.....!!

Sometimes in life we feel so blue,
But someone, somewhere is not as happy as u.

Somewhere far at the border when a soldier sleeps,
Missing his loved ones he silently weeps.

Somewhere a mother painfully sighs,
Because her new born baby didn't open her eyes.

Somewhere a poor dad silently cries,
When he sees his son begging for a bowl of rice.

Somewhere in an orphanage a little girl's sad,
When she misses her mom n dad.

So at times a reason to smile u may not have any,
Say to urself that u're happier than many.

Because life is beautiful and, its not always blue,
And someone, somewhere is not as happy as You..!!

Dear Lovers, My hearty VALENTINE wishes for U..Enjoy ur Life a lot ...!!!

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                  So finally Valentine's day is here. None of us know the origin of this day but we have got a good excuse to get our girlfriend laid on the bed and make the pussy scream MEOW. Every Indian talks about the culture but the days like Valentine's Day are kept under a quota where no one will bring culture into the scene. The day is officially meant for fucking and kissing. Girlfriends know that the boyfriends have called them and what is going to happen next. But then, do they stop? No. Because its Valentine's day and the day is meant to fuck and get fucked. The people in my Social Networking environment named the day differently. Some called it a Hawas day while some called it I-Pill day. I would just call it the day when boys use their girlfriend as nicely as they can and they feel that they got all the money refunded which they spent on them for the whole year. Even if the girl leaves them the very next day, they can say, I fucked you on Valentine's and it was a Million Dollar Fuck baby. :-) At least, this is what boy has to say after the girl kicks on his butt/breaker and go.

          There used to be a time when boys were known to use a girl's body on the name of love and then leave them. Today, it is different. It is a Give-and-take deal. But this rule is unsaid. If you'll discuss this, you are hurting a girl's sentiments. This should go without any signed agreement or document or any thing promised between witnesses. A boy will keep spending everything on girl. He will pay for her movie tickets, burgers, Water Kingdom entry fees, Goa's traveling charge, sandals, birthday cakes, hotel bills, mobile recharges and almost every basic expenditure. In return, girl will let him kiss herself, play with her hairs, unclothe herself and in the end, fuck herself. This is an unsaid agreement between Boyfriends and Girlfriends today. I am just shocked to see that I have no female friends of mine who are less than 25 and are not yet committed to someone. Every one of them has experienced what so-called relationship is. There are still some boys who are yet to hold a hand of their choice. :-)

           If you still doubt that Valentine day is not meant for sex, go to a medical shop and ask him the amount of condoms supplied to him by the distributor and the amount of demand boys have for the condoms in the first 15 days of February. Your ears will leave your skull and fall down. :-) And if Valentine's Day has nothing related to Sex, why is Children's Day scheduled on 14th November, exactly 9 months after Valentine's Day? I will make it pretty sure that my wife don't get naughty on Valentine's Day or else my children will become a laughing material in their circle. :-) I and my wife would be teased by their friends for being horny on Valentine's Day. :-) When I saw a movie called VIVAAH, I was so much impressed with the work of Rajshri productions that I thought the environment of film-making would change after this movie. But alas, nothing changed. Emraan Hashmi kept rocking. This movie was released in 2006. Then, Jannat came in 2008. That movie was also focused towards love than sex/lust in spite of having Emraan guruji in it. But, nothing changed and movies are still made in the passion of showing the power of sex and smooch. Now, Ek Deewana Tha is about to release and I expect it to bring back the innocence. Let's see if Pratik has loved Amy Jackson in it or rocked the bed with her.

            It's Valentine's day. Good for the people who are committed and have a partner to celebrate it. But the one who have been single throughout the life will feel themselves more stupid today. And the one like me who are being fooled by a girl in past will keep haunting in the memories and may feel depressed at times. So, for committed people, its FUCKING DAY, for yet-to-be-committed-people, its EXPECTATION DAY, for the people who have broken off, for them it is MEMORY DAY. The same day plays different part for different people. I just don't understand why do people celebrate such days when they know that they are doing the same thing every day. Some may propose their favorite person and ask them to be their valentine, for these people, I have respect as they have guts. :-) But others those are committed from years, talk everyday on cellphones, meet every week and fuck every month, why do they celebrate this day and make others feel unwanted in this world? I seriously feel like supporting Shivsena on such days. :-) When these people do those private jobs in public places and make others feel ashamed of their Singleness, I like the dandas of Shivsena entering their ass in front of National television. :-) One was beaten even when he was sitting with his sister in a park. Hahaha. Bechara.


            Fine. A Very Happy Valentine's Day, Expectation Day and Memory Day to all the people falling in different categories. The one who falls in Valentine's Day group can also be wished Hawas Day as they are going to end all the Hawas they have in them and experience pre-marital sex. A very Happy Profit Day to all the pharmaceutics and hoteliers. A very Depressing Day to all the parents of this world whose children are going to do what they did for giving them birth. :-) But you could have avoided them by using condoms which they are going to use. They are much smarter than you, parents. :-) And, I don't know whether all of you have heard it or not but Asaram Bapu has asked to celebrate Parents Worshiping Day today by worshiping our parents. So, the followers of Asaram Bapu, Happy Mata-Pita Poojan day to you. And the people who acted over-smart and married either yesterday or today, Happy Suhagraat to you. :-) And, finally, the people who are reading this blog, a Happy Nonsense Day to you all. :-) This is what this post contained. :-) Jinke zindagi mein pyaar na ho wo kya jaaney ki Valentine's pe kya likhtey hain log. :-)

            Thanks.


P.S.: When you were reading this blog, 20 girls lost their virginity somewhere in India.. :-)

To Yaaro PROPOSE DAY Par Kya Ukhad Liya

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So, everyone of us celebrated PROPOSE DAY today. I know all the dumbos who were dumbos are still dumbos. No one got a partner. But, again 365 days will pass, again, in 2014, we will celebrate this idiotic day. And what will we gain? Relationship Status will change a little. From being Single, we will go into the phase of being Super-Single. And we will become Seniors to those who would be celebrating this for the first time in 2013. And we will be standing there to guide them. We would be guiding them to remain as dumb and foolish as possible. So that you remain single for next 1 year too. And, you will get a chance to become Super-Single like us. And we would get a promotion and we will be Super-Super-Single. I don't think there is any other i.e. more productive reason of celebrating PROPOSE DAY. :-) Some may ask for a National Holiday too because it takes a lot of guts to go to someone and erupt what you kept in your heart from months and years. So, you might need a whole day to prepare for this adventurous and tough job of proposing someone whom you loved more than your parents(sometimes). Right? So, basically, this is what PROPOSE DAY is.

From the first paragraph, you may have thought that this guy is full of negativism. He just can't see someone getting through the paths of fire and patience and innocence and love and faith and finally setting up into a Relationship with the most beautiful person for him/her. But, I have no problem in seeing you getting success in the most impatient task of the world. Yes, keeping the feeling of love for someone in your heart for months and years is not an easy task. Even I love someone. Even I want to erupt myself. But why don't I? Because I am scared of rejection. Okay. Everyone is. You don't go and propose any girl walking on Fashion Street with magnetic smile, 5 feet 6 inch height, straightened hair, high-heel footie and dancing ear-rings in her perfectly-shaped ears. You start developing a feeling for someone whom you know nicely.

 (Let's talk from the boy side as it is difficult to use both the gender forms in all the coming sentences. Thodi mehnat bachaao meri bhi :-)) Either the girl may be your childhood friend or she may be someone with whom you spend most of your time after your parents and best friend or she may be someone who never talks to you because of no common connect but she gives you a smile every time both of you pass against each other on the road. So, when a girl with whom you have such kind of connect, you fear of losing her just because you share your passion of love you have for her to her. So, many fattus like me (and also you :-)) keep their feeling in their heart and sit quietly at one place. With a rose in hand, and plucking every petal to find an answer of two parallel questions- Kya wo bhi mujhse pyar karti hai? *one petal gone* Ya nahi? *Another petal gone*. And if in the end, you lose your love because of this superstitious game of plucking petals, you finalize to keep the feeling to yourself for all your life, and, by the grace of God (Sorry, Rose), if you get a positive response that even she loves you, even then you shrink your *** because you know, this petal is not going to save you from her brothers if in any case she hates you. :-)

              I remember my experience when I said about my feeling of love to someone and she said "I NOT LOVE YOU". Even I wasn't good in grammar but her fucking grammar fucked the feeling of love I had for her. Now, some emo may say to me "LOVE IS UNCONDITIONAL" "YOU ARE SUPER-IDIOT THAT YOU LEFT HER JUST BECAUSE OF THAT......CHAL LEAVE YAAR". :-) But, this is how everyone reviews love today. Who loves unconditionally? Everyone is small-minded. Everyone wants their girlfriend to be stylish and beautiful. So that if they take them for a date or a walk, 10 friends should rotate their head at 180 degree to see your girlfriend. Everyone wants their girlfriend to maintain distance from boys and make it sure that she don't shake hands with them. Everyone wants their girlfriend to avoid replying to SMSes by other male classmates because they have an insecurity that she may run away somewhere else. TRUST has fled away somewhere from today's love. Love exists. But all the basic attributes of love are missing in this 21st Century's Love. Today, its all about rubbing skins, sucking lips, buying condoms, in-taking I-pill and the day you get bored with the same skin and same mate, end the process which began on PROPOSE DAY and wait for another PROPOSE DAY to get into a new process with a new mate.

             I am not saying that being in relationship is void at all. No. It has many positivism attached with it too. Relations are very value-creating. Relations are very motivating at times. Relations are a mode of revealing yourself to someone. Relations makes you feel proud of yourself. Relations brings a confidence in you. When two people meet and decides to live the future life with each other, they know that they will have to struggle to adjust with each other's varying nature. They know that they will have to deal with the result-less arguments and hot talks. They know that they will have to answer to their partner's question almost 50 times a day even when they hate answering  those questions. Maintaining a Love Relationship is not a road of roses but it is a bed of thorns. But, thorns for a temporary period of time. Once you pass the initial stage of love affair, later on, once you get adjusted with your partner, you know that this is your life and the result is in front of you. So, in this Valentine Week, get prepared to augment yourself a bit and get out of the same RELATIONSHIP STATUS. :-) Get away from the characteristic of Dumbness. For me, these relationships have never worked. But I hope these days will bring a shining star in your life. Stars will twinkle. But don't let them be lost in the sky. Keep them as bright as sun for yourself. Even when they don't shine, you should know where your star is, in what situation it is and what does it expect from you. :-) BEST OF LUCK to those who are going to reveal their feelings to their Crush.

OH MY GOD...!!

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              Watched the movie today. Feeling much relieved & at peace :) I really touched by this movie. A great lesson for everyone. Thanks for making this movie.. OMG is a very good ANTI-HINDU film by this illuminati masked Akshay Kumar. but we hindu's love sants & sadhvi & will always stand for them, no matter how our media & bollywood is trying to damage their personality purposefully. One say someone will come & fucked your corrupted celebrities of bollywood & media news channel editors

            Paresh Raval has very poor fund of knowledge about God... and out of ignorance he was putting very funny logic.... I was very compassionate while looking at him.... I can give him answers of all his childish logics... I would recommend such movies should be banned ... because innocent people who don't have any knowledge about Religion get wrong message about God ....useless people... just of money making fool of people.... peta nahi anjane mai kitna nuksan ker rahe hai logo ka... :((

                I agree with some points from the movies but I don’t agree with religion doesn't exist. Belief only is not enough, religion teach people how to live, guide people to the right path. its just the problem with peoples, how they act with their religion, like shown in the movie which they only take religion for themselves. And all the religious people in that movie are stupid, they seems didn’t know anything about their religion. in reality i believe most of them can answer all points shouted by mr.kanji.

On practiced Hinduism, it also goes against building of temples,mosques,synagogues and churches. Also against mullahs,pandits and priests.Basically it is a satire on organized religion and Abrahmanical religions are the most organized of all.

    Paresh Rawal fits in every role. Can't believe in 90s directors gave paresh villain roles when his real forte is comedy.

            Also, the movie presents very simple arguments against God and does not deal with most complex arguments in favor of a supernatural being. The concept of such supernatural being who answers our prayers and who intervenes in our day to day activities has been rejected on highest intellectual levels in debates and arguments. But then simple people in India with their low level of intellect would not have understood those arguments….this was one of the best movie of bollywood.....god is everywhere....and those who say this movie was shit well i don’t care about the movie...i think this was the best method to teach about gods divinity in 21st century listen to the ends narration carefully...n if you are still not getting it.....gtfo

I agree with this movie really idol worship is the biggest sin ., Vedas itself says that a person who do the idol worship will be in darkness and the person who is in the darkness will goes to hell., hats off to this movie ., please stop the idol worship

            Science ki bhasa me samjau ..God doesn't come out of logic, logic comes out of God. Even great scientist Albert Einstein proved the theory e=mc2..you know whets that?? Just search in Wikipedia. We are a part of energy that runs inside. Laws of thermodynamics say Energy cannot be created or destroyed, it can only transfer. Can u see energy? You can just feel it. God is a super energy and we are part of it. jaise nadi ka pani samundar me hi jama hota hai hamari atma parmatma me lin hoti hai.

Watch the film there is a dialogue in it,

"Agar aap musalman hote toh mein paigambar hun,

Christian hote toh Isa masih,

Lekin aap hindu hai islye krishna...."

God is one and God is great..!!

Well said!!

85% Tax, it doesn't happen in most places around the world. This is why the word secular in this country has become a cuss word. There has never been any real secularism. We have Hindu law, All India Muslim personal law board and all india shia muslim personal law board as well. How is this secular?

  Half of elements have been taken from sikhism and also Islam to give good message to movie

"Paresh Rawal"-AAp mandir aur murtiyo main vishvash karte hai Men-Yes Paresh Rawal-toh aapko bhagwan nahi mil sakta kyunki aap unhe sirf mandiro aur murtiyo main he dund rahe ho

600 years ago all hindus had uncut hair they tied Topknot (Jurha) even shivaji had full hair and beard written in sikh scriptures mughals started the pratha that hindus will become bald and it continued still among ortho hindus

               Movie ka message aacha hai lekin tarika galat hai..They have not able to give message in an appropriate manner... It’s like a building without base. aab log bhagwan ki murti ki puja nai karenge to kya insano ki karenge? hai koi insan jo krishna ki barabari kar sake to murti ki puja nai karenge..ye jo prem ki baat ki gai hai ye prem shraddha se hi utpan hota hai aur ye shraddha us ishvar se dil lagane se hi aati hai..This movie creates never ending debate

Everybody should watch it and accept the truth it might be a revolution to eliminate the control of people in the name of god.. We need more schools, hospitals, basic facilities and roads etc... In India than Mandirs, Masjids,Gurdwaras and other religious places....let’s not to support those organizations who are collecting money in the name of god....!!

               I liked the movie but then I came to know that it is copy of an Australian film "The Man Who Sued God". Bollywood is incapable of originality. Anyways, movie is good. The message is nicely conveyed. Though I would have gone an extra step and said that all religion are false and concept of God is disputable. All religious texts are man made and comprise of delusions of our ancestors. Some of their moral teachings are good though and worth following. Rest should be discarded.
Thanks -:):)